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Argyle's Sock Drawer

Oct 2 '14

hogwartsforeverhome:

hanadoodles:

PETITION TO MAKE LEARNING ANOTHER LANGUAGE COMPULSORY IN ENGLISH-SPEAKING COUNTRIES FROM A YOUNG AGE BECAUSE ENGLISH SPEAKERS ARE LAZY ASSWIPES WHO EXPECT EVERYONE TO SPEAK ENGLISH AND NEVER BOTHER EVEN LEARNING ANY OTHER LANGUAGE.

Actually, most of us would love speak another language but our education system sucks so we literally learn 4 words. It’s not because we are all lazy.

Actually, most college degree programs require four semesters of a Foreign language.  We just all forget it within about six months, because everyone speaks English, so we never get a chance to practice.

Oct 1 '14
Oct 1 '14

Swan Queen Headcanon

Sometimes, when they think no one is paying attention, Emma and Regina get so sappy with each other, even Snow and Charming get a little nauseous.

Oct 1 '14
Oct 1 '14

I thought it was because the wild life killed anyone stupid enough to go inland

(Source: middayoil)

Sep 30 '14

bloodydeath11:

gongchantv:

do you ever see spoilers for a show you don’t watch anymore and just 

image

That is the exact face I made the moment I learned that Scott Summers had dumped Jean Grey for Emma Frost.

Sep 30 '14

Me browsing Swan Queen Fic on Fanfiction.net

  • Me: Really? Another accidental magical marriage fic?
  • Me: *sighs*'
  • Me: I will roll my eyes at this overused cliche, just as soon as I finish reading it, the two magical baby fics, and the Regina has amnesia fic I have queued up.
  • Me: Unless Angstbot has any new smut, in which case I'll probably forget to roll my eyes later.
Sep 30 '14
It doesn’t have to be a quickie…

It doesn’t have to be a quickie…

(Source: kirkmills)

Sep 30 '14
timelessreference:

walkerflexxasranger:

newwavefeminism:

The automatic criminalization of black and brown bodies

naaah b.it its COMPLETELY reasonable to be bother by a picture of white people with guns and you cannot convince me otherwise

I have a problem with both because you shouldn’t need guns like that in your house. but that’s just my opinion

timelessreference:

walkerflexxasranger:

newwavefeminism:

The automatic criminalization of black and brown bodies

naaah b.

it its COMPLETELY reasonable to be bother by a picture of white people with guns and you cannot convince me otherwise

I have a problem with both because you shouldn’t need guns like that in your house.
but that’s just my opinion

Sep 30 '14
dexterthekillercat:

sassydownworlders:

theacenightwatch:

theactorsmind:

raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

charlottec21:

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.

I will stop reblogging this when it stops being awesome.

This will always be awesome

always


Oh, damn.  Somebody went there…

dexterthekillercat:

sassydownworlders:

theacenightwatch:

theactorsmind:

raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

charlottec21:

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.

I will stop reblogging this when it stops being awesome.

This will always be awesome

always

Oh, damn. Somebody went there…

Sep 30 '14
  • Random New Fairytale Character: So you're the Evil Queen?
  • Regina: Well, "The Casually Brutalized And Betrayed By Everyone She Ever Had Any Right To Expect To Love Her Except Her First Boyfriend Who Was Murdered In Front of Her So Now She Lashes Out At Everyone In Blind Rage And Pain Queen" just doesn't have the same ring to it.
Sep 29 '14

While playing Bejeweled 3

  • Me: This music always makes me want to watch Cheesy, Synth Heavy, 80's fantasy movies.
  • Other Me: So, Lady Hawke.
  • Me: And Labyrinth.
  • Other Me: Are you sure you don't just want to stare at David Bowie's ass in leather pants?
  • Me: I'm sure. I also want to state at Jennifer Connelly in froofy dresses. Or anything, really.
Sep 29 '14

Anonymous asked:

I honestly can't figure out what Leopold is supposed to be thinking. Originally I thought Regina was the young trophy wife. But with the Cora angle, is it getting a younger version of Cora, or a way to eff her over, or both? What are your thoughts?

sgtmac7:

I think it’s some of all - beautiful young wife to make him less “lonely”, a mother for Snow and a way to have a second chance for the woman he appears to have always held an odd torch for despite his supposedly epic love for Eva.

Or, maybe the scum bag figured if he married Regina, he could bang Cora on the side. And honestly, Cora would have been all over that.

Sep 29 '14

Le sigh

I swear, if fanfic is anything to go by, ladies who love ladies are either the laziest people on earth, or don’t get that there is this thing called the internet.  I mean, seriously, I can get if you’re writing Xena fic, or an Enchanted Forest Once AU, or something.  But any story where the ladies have been building up to their first time, and one of them says “I don’t know what to do” makes me want to scream.

I mean, really, how hard is it to open up Google and type in “How to sex the ladies if you’re a lady?” or “How to have lesbian sex” or even just “How to do the do with another woman.”

Seriously, the day I lost my virginity, I made the girl I was with come three times before I let her touch me, and that was entirely on the strength of book learning and a bit of self exploration.

Performance anxiety I can buy, but ignorance of the mechanics makes me question the girl’s conviction/

Sep 29 '14
sexhaver:

juicyjacqulyn:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

sexhaver:

juicyjacqulyn:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

(Source: baddaysequence)