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Argyle's Sock Drawer

Sep 12 '14

Thoughts on the Apple Watch…

Call me when their is an Omni-Blade App and I can install Galaxy of Fantasy on it.

Sep 12 '14
  • Elsa: Who dares approach my--
  • Regina: Oh good, you're home! I was worried I would have to come back later. Anyway, I'm Regina. Welcome to Storybrooke!
  • Elsa: I'm sorry, how did you get past the snow golems?
  • Regina: That's not important. What *is* important is that there's finally another queen in Storybrooke! Do you know how tedious it is to be surrounded by princesses all the time? I mean, they're perfectly nice, don't get me wrong, but--
  • Elsa: Wait, is that a fruit basket?
  • Regina: Oh, yeah! Apples. I didn't know what kind you liked so I grabbed a bunch. We are gonna' be such great friends!
  • Elsa: But I'm laying waste to your town!
  • Regina: Oh, I was doing that a little while back. Fun right? So are you more of a Honey Crisp or Granny Smith kind of woman?
  • Elsa: I don't understand what's happening right now.
Sep 11 '14
maxxxie74:

shutdownthecity:

2nd grade 



Fuck off. The world does NOT revolve around the US of fucking A. Yes, September 11 was an awful thing. But get it straight. An attack on the US does not constitute an attack on the entire fucking planet.

Actually, it’s a quote from an Alan Jackson song, called, oddly enough, “Where Were You (When The World Stopped Turning)” which is probably the furthest thing from being jingoistic and flag waving as you can get, and is, rather, about dealing with collective grief through faith, hope and love.So… Maybe check what someone is actually saying before going off on them…

maxxxie74:

shutdownthecity:

2nd grade 

Fuck off. The world does NOT revolve around the US of fucking A. Yes, September 11 was an awful thing. But get it straight. An attack on the US does not constitute an attack on the entire fucking planet.

Actually, it’s a quote from an Alan Jackson song, called, oddly enough, “Where Were You (When The World Stopped Turning)” which is probably the furthest thing from being jingoistic and flag waving as you can get, and is, rather, about dealing with collective grief through faith, hope and love.

So… Maybe check what someone is actually saying before going off on them…

(Source: texas-redneck)

Sep 10 '14

jawdust:

rachelmannings:

#infinitely better: lucy liu as james bond & natalie dormer as her bond girl

OR LUCY LIU AS BOND AND NATALIE DORMER AS THE VILLAIN

No, no. Natalie as Bond, and Lucy as the villain. I think Natalie would be more convincing as Scottish.

(Source: silencehappensx)

Sep 10 '14

huffingtonpost:

This ‘Dumbo’ octopus proves deep sea creatures aren’t always creepy.

See the adorable create elegantly swim through the ocean here. 

I’m sorry, but how is that not creepy. That is some fucked up Cthulhu looking shit right there.

Sep 10 '14
sandrino-partyoffive:

mattmcguigan:


mattmcguigan:

how to make friends


I am both of them.

sandrino-partyoffive:

mattmcguigan:

mattmcguigan:

how to make friends

I am both of them.

Sep 9 '14

secondchanceforoq:

so it would seem Lana and Jmo were pretty spot on with their impression

*excitement intensifies*

Okay, I can see this now…

Robin: “So… Threesome while Little John watches the kid?”
Marion: “Are you fucking insane?”
Regina: “You know, I’m usually into blondes, but you are kind of cute. How about Robin watches Roland, and you come back to my place and I can spend the night apologizing to you on every horizontal surface in the house?”

Sep 9 '14

Swan Queen moments I totally want to see.

Regina drops the bomb that she and Emma and sleeping together, and Emma is sitting there waiting for the explosion. Snow is just completely frozen in shock, but Charming looks at Emma, then looks at Regina, then looks back to Emma and says,”Really?” Emma just kinda nods, and Charming gets this proud look on his face and goes for the high five, saying “That’s my girl!”

At which point both Snow and Regina glare and kick him under the table.

Sep 9 '14
ellen-plus-portia:

semiotickitten:

apiratenhisprincess:

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.

I need this.

😂😂😂

ellen-plus-portia:

semiotickitten:

apiratenhisprincess:

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.

I need this.

😂😂😂

(Source: secretsbest)

Sep 9 '14
  • male character: i made a mistake
  • fandom: oh you poor misunderstood soul
  • female character: i made a mistake
  • fandom: WANTON MISTRESS OF THE NIGHT, RETURN TO THE SHADOWS FROM WHENCE YOU CAME, THIS IS NO PLACE FOR YOUR SELFISHNESS PLEASE GO BACK TO YOUR HOME ON WHORE ISLAND
Sep 9 '14

octobra:

octobra:

why was cinderella a virgin

because she always ran away from the balls

Oh, sweetie, if she’s running away from balls, I think the word you’re looking for is Lesbian.

(Source: youtubeofficial)

Sep 9 '14

Swan Queen fic and Charming’s characterization.

I’m not entirely sure why, but I can deal with over the top Regina hating Snow just fine, but I have a real problem when it’s David that hates on Regina in Fic.

The thing is, I know Charming pushed for Regina’s execution, but it never seemed personal to me. He viewed her as a threat, one which needed to be eliminated, but he never struck me as hating Regina. He trusts her fairly early in season two, in a situation I could never see Snow trusting her in, and once she stops being a threat, he seems to accept her just fine.

I think that’s one of the reasons Charming is one of my favorite Characters. He’s a simple man. He loves who he loves, and he loves them well, and if you fuck with who he loves, he will end you, but otherwise, hey, live and let live.

Also, Charming is WAY better at being Emma’s parent than Snow is.

Sep 8 '14

Watching OUAT with my mother...

  • Me: *Sigh* Everyone is mean to Regina.
  • Mom: I bet it makes for some great hurt comfort fic.
  • Me: Well, yeah. The show is made for it. Henry has to Mommies.
  • Mom: *Snorts in derision* If I was writing fic, I'd be writing Sleeping Beauty/Mulan.
  • Me: Want a few links?
Sep 8 '14

221btimelordette:

I was initially planning on being a casual fan, but then I thought, why not just let it consume my soul instead? 

Sep 8 '14
allaboutasari:

wingeddestroyer 

looks like she’s rapping OHHH CAN YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!

Like an Illusive Man/Liara Rap battle?

allaboutasari:

wingeddestroyer

looks like she’s rapping OHHH CAN YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!

Like an Illusive Man/Liara Rap battle?