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got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”
Can we talk about how she was without Henry less than a day before she ripped her own heart out to make the pain stop? Can we then rub that in the noses of anyone who ever claimed Regina doesn’t love Henry? Can we have the Swan Queen fic where she says “him” but is really thinking “them”?
Robin Hood: Hello there.
Robin: Look, we only had room in the budget to pay the writers for one romance, so we’re just going to be reusing the Captain Swan thing. I say something “roguish” and “charming,” you act offended but are secretly flattered, blah blah.
Regina: Eh, it’s all just reheated Swan Queen subtext with a dick in it.
Robin: No, I read a Swan Queen fanfic with a dick in it, it was nothing like this. Rumpelstiltskin cast a spell on Emma so she had a big throbbing—
Regina: Look, that was twenty seconds of “witty repartee,” let’s get back to the plot.
Regina: But what was the name of that fanfic?
Emma Swan has now surpassed Maura Isles as the record holder for worst taste in men ever.
No, no. Say what you want, but I’m sorry, “I almost got engaged to a Flying Monkey,” forever trumps “My exes include a murder, a drug smuggler, a serial killer and a con man who drugged me.”
Why? Because it’s a flying fucking monkey!
Gifs of Maura hugging the various Rizzolis with the caption,
"This is my family.
I found it all on my own.
It’s little, and broken,
But still good.
Yeah, still good.”
Because apparently, I want to have my heart ripped out and ground into the dirt along with my feels.
And that last episode begged for it.
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