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Argyle's Sock Drawer

Apr 23 '14
Apr 23 '14
Apr 23 '14

NEW TOTALLY FOR REALZ OUAT SPOILERS

geekalogian:

  • REGINA LEAVES ROBIN TO START A TORRID LOVE AFFAIR WITH LEROY
  • THE CHARMINGS’ BABY IS ACTUALLY A CHICKEN
  • GLINDA THE GOOD WITCH IS CHARMING’S LONG-LOST IMMORTAL GREAT AUNT
  • HOOK BREAKS THE CURSE BY KISSING A SENTIENT POTATO
  • EMMA’S TRUE LOVE HAS BEEN ARCHIE ALL ALONG
  • ZELENA’S ENTIRE PLAN IS AN ELABORATE RUSE TO GET REGINA TO GO OUT FOR MANI-PEDIS TOGETHER

THIS IS FOR SURE ACCURATE INFORMATION YOU CAN TELL BECAUSE YOU READ IT ON TUMBLR

Wait, isn’t Archie gay?

Or is this just fanon? Can’t honestly remember anymore.

Apr 23 '14

So I watched the Faking It pilot…

evilqueenapologist:

argyle-s:

And despite my expectations, I was not horribly insulted, have no desire to march on MTV with torches and pitch forks, and actually want to see more of this show. Consider me stunned.

Exactly what happened to me. Welcome to the club… or something.

I have a love hate relationship with MTV. On the one hand, they bring us stuff like Teen Wolf. On the other hand, they pretty much created the entire idea of Reality Television. So, this could have gone either way. But the idea of doing this plot as a realization/coming out story is pretty much the only way this could be done without it turning into a giant phobefest, like a certain Adam Sandler movie which shall remain nameless.

Apr 23 '14

So I watched the Faking It pilot…

And despite my expectations, I was not horribly insulted, have no desire to march on MTV with torches and pitch forks, and actually want to see more of this show. Consider me stunned.

Apr 23 '14

adorablebadass:

argyle-s:

adorablebadass:

Is that a hickey? Why does Jane have a hickey? Who is giving Jane hickeys? Casey isn’t here………why is someone else giving my Jane hickeys? Wait did I give her that hickey? Oh God Casey will be home soon he will know I gave her that hickey….he will kill me with his military training. I must assume a new identity. Chanel Gucci. That’s a name right? It’s going to be a name now. No one will suspect my past identity. I’ll live in the Congos. Will Jane come? Wait she’s talking to me. Why is she talking about reddish brown stains on the ceiling at a time like this? Oh God Maura-No Chanel focus! I’m going to miss the Homicide unit. They’re a bunch of cuties. Goddammit Casey if only you treated Jane well and stayed for her she wouldn’t need to cheat with me and we could wear our hickeys proudly. This is all his fault! Angela will be so disappointed in us. Oh no, I didn’t think about Angela. Has she seen the hickey? She saw the hickey. Is that why she was smiling at me strangely? Does everyone know? They all know! Be cool Chanel, be cool. Conceal, don’t feel. Don’t let them know. WELL NOW THEY KNOW. 

This is beautiful. I totally want a fic about the secret life of Chanel Gucci, Hickey Fugitive now.

It would be like the Secret Life of Walter Mitty, only all the fantasies are Maura escaping from Casey’s special forces ninja training after noticing that she’s accidentally left evidence of her and Jane’s sexy times again, but Jane’s actually broken up with Casey weeks ago, and Maura doesn’t realize it because she was too busy having a panic attack over the fact that Jane’s panties were sticking out from between the cushion while Angela watched the O’Reilly Factor, and she doesn’t realize they are out to everyone because when Jane made the announcement, Maura was busy trying to get her designer bra off the ceiling fan.

I had no idea what I was starting when I wrote that but oh my god I actually could get behind this idea full force. Especially if there’s a sequel - The Misadventures of Chanel Gucci: Hickey Specialist that takes place before she and Jane come out and they try to have sex at odd times and odd hours in odd places to keep from getting caught and Jane keeps saying they should just come out. So they check in at a hotel under the pseudonym ‘Chanel Gucci’ and have dinner reservations under that name and everything just keeps going wrong. At the hotel, there’s a sci-fi convention and Frost, dressed as a cosplayer, catches Maura in a black wig and sunglasses tiptoeing out of the elevators and assumes she’s there for the convention but isn’t sure which character she’s cosplaying. At the restaurant, Tommy is on a date with Lydia and sees Maura waiting at the table so she ducks under but he just raises the tablecloth up and looks at her inquisitively while Jane is hiding out in the restroom at having seen him walk up to the table. I neeeeeeed this. 

When you write it, you better freaking link me to it, because I want to read this so bad it hurts.

Apr 23 '14

Comics I want to read.

I want an epic comic book event, where one of the big villains is going after some McGuffin, and the one superhero who knows what the McGuffin is is sworn to secrecy, but is just, like “No, guys, really, just let him have this one,” but no one will listen, so there’s like this huge superhero/villain war, which the heroes are losing, but at the end of the fight, the hero who knows about the McGuffin is the last one between it and the villain, and he stares at the villain, and just moves out of the way, shaking his head. Everyone else is looking at him like he’s a traitor as the big bad picks up the McGuffin, ranting about being the ultimate power in the universe or what ever, and there is hero Nast and fear, and then the villain turns on the McGuffin, only it turns out to be something stupid, like a mix tape Ares made for Aphrodite when they were angsty teenage gods, or baby Thor’s night light, or the mobile from Galactus’s crib. Or Krypto’s chew toy. And the one superhero is just like, “I freaking told you so.”

Also, I shouldn’t post drunk.

Apr 23 '14
georgialeflayart:

If Ashley gets James, then Kaidan should get Miranda. O^O
Happy fucking Valentines day.


Jack would clean the floor with him…

georgialeflayart:

If Ashley gets James, then Kaidan should get Miranda. O^O

Happy fucking Valentines day.

Jack would clean the floor with him…

Apr 23 '14

Dragon Age: Inquisition has a release date.

I must say, that was unexpected.

Apr 23 '14

There is one question that has always bugged me…

If Mainstream DC is Earth 1 and Mainstream Marvel is Earth 616, then is Peter Parker or Tony Stark the 616 counterpart of Bruce Wayne?

I mean, there are good arguments for both. Peter has the parental death angst without the ego and the Billionaire baggage, Tony has the Billionaire Baggage and the ego without the parental death angst…

Apr 23 '14
fallen-inspiration:

Marvel Cinematic Universe 2014-2018:
Guardians of the GalaxyAvengers: Age of UltronAnt-ManDoctor StrangeThor III: RagnarokBlack PantherCaptain America III: RebornThe Invincible Iron Man (Iron Man IV)Avengers III


Wait, where is Black Widow?Seriously, I was promised a Black Widow movie!Do not be fucking we me about this shit…

fallen-inspiration:

Marvel Cinematic Universe 2014-2018:

Guardians of the Galaxy
Avengers: Age of Ultron
Ant-Man
Doctor Strange
Thor III: Ragnarok
Black Panther
Captain America III: Reborn
The Invincible Iron Man (Iron Man IV)
Avengers III

Wait, where is Black Widow?

Seriously, I was promised a Black Widow movie!

Do not be fucking we me about this shit…

Apr 22 '14

That random person you met online and now is a big part of your life

(Source: riseafterfalling)

Apr 22 '14

adorablebadass:

Is that a hickey? Why does Jane have a hickey? Who is giving Jane hickeys? Casey isn’t here………why is someone else giving my Jane hickeys? Wait did I give her that hickey? Oh God Casey will be home soon he will know I gave her that hickey….he will kill me with his military training. I must assume a new identity. Chanel Gucci. That’s a name right? It’s going to be a name now. No one will suspect my past identity. I’ll live in the Congos. Will Jane come? Wait she’s talking to me. Why is she talking about reddish brown stains on the ceiling at a time like this? Oh God Maura-No Chanel focus! I’m going to miss the Homicide unit. They’re a bunch of cuties. Goddammit Casey if only you treated Jane well and stayed for her she wouldn’t need to cheat with me and we could wear our hickeys proudly. This is all his fault! Angela will be so disappointed in us. Oh no, I didn’t think about Angela. Has she seen the hickey? She saw the hickey. Is that why she was smiling at me strangely? Does everyone know? They all know! Be cool Chanel, be cool. Conceal, don’t feel. Don’t let them know. WELL NOW THEY KNOW. 

This is beautiful. I totally want a fic about the secret life of Chanel Gucci, Hickey Fugitive now.

It would be like the Secret Life of Walter Mitty, only all the fantasies are Maura escaping from Casey’s special forces ninja training after noticing that she’s accidentally left evidence of her and Jane’s sexy times again, but Jane’s actually broken up with Casey weeks ago, and Maura doesn’t realize it because she was too busy having a panic attack over the fact that Jane’s panties were sticking out from between the cushion while Angela watched the O’Reilly Factor, and she doesn’t realize they are out to everyone because when Jane made the announcement, Maura was busy trying to get her designer bra off the ceiling fan.

(Source: adorablebadass)

Apr 21 '14

samwalnuts:

'You don't get to a movie without making six seasons'

The entire cast of Firefly is in the corner going “Bitch, please!”

Apr 21 '14

Okay, I just need to point this out.

The difference between Regina and Cora.

Both chose to give up a child.

But Regina chose to give Henry up during Pan’s curse to give Henry his best chance at happiness.

Cora chose to give up Zelena, so Cora could have her best chance.

The difference between selfishness and selflessness.